These are a few personas our team of researchers in drunk user experience came with. You can reuse easily to proof-test any all-purpose projects.

Pete

Pete

Pete is usually seen with two bottles of "wine". He puts "air quotes" on everything, which is fucking annoying. Pete heard of "the internet". He once touched a computer while falling on the floor of an internet cafe. Which is where he heard of "the internet", when the manager told him "no sir we don't sell wine, this is an internet cafe". Pete has nothing to do with a web-based product, but he's nice to remember of, and he is an interesting concept, which is why he's made it to this list.

Nard

Nard

Nard doesn't give a fuck. He does not give two fucks. His real name is Bernard but he does not give a crap about that. Last time he visited his grand-children, whom he hates, they set him up with an email address. It has probably been deleted since then, as it was with AOL and the year was 1999. He has heard about your service (when you asked him about it), and surprisingly does not give a fuck. He is thus the perfect customer target

Greg

Greg

Greg sniffs glue, and injects vodka. He'd lived in a porta-potty for a while because "it had everything he loved and nothing more". His last shower was in 1992, which was prior to his life in the porta-potty. He claims this has some links with his religion, which he's very vague about. Someone died while talking to him, because of the sent. He has heard of your product from his executive assistant, who assembled a benchmark of such services. Greg is a power user, he allegedly wrote 25% of the linux kernel, and much prefers terminals to GUIs. Support of Dvorak is really important for Greg.

Becca

Becca

Becca is a piece of crap. She sucks. She has two dogs but no shoes. She fucking sucks. Seriously, fuck Becca. Once, she tried to get a 3rd dog. Now she has two. Her plan in life is to gather as many dogs as possible. She's considering using your service if it helps her get another dog somehow.