A small guide to big entertainment! The things you will want to experience when visiting us! Or an introduction to the limitless joys of living in the sub-urbs of a country town.

Pet-a-Saur farm

This farm is a safe haven for the remnants of a failed experience off the coast of Costa-Rica. Genetically restored by a man with too much money and a team of scientists with self-respect issues, these beautiful creatures will awe you.

Assisted by a frequently rotating team of volunteers, you can easily approach and pet these charming animals, and create bonds you will never forget. One might even say they will mark your flesh! Bring a goat and feed the mighty tyranosaurus, or get your dog to have a blast with the playful velociraptors!

So fascinating only 1 in 4 visitors ever leave.

H. Lecter's fluids and body-parts

Looking for a hand? Want a pint^[1]? From extremely cheap second hand cars to used clothes, this great little shop has it all! What was once home to the local notable H. Lecter is now the largest final-body-modification workshop you'll ever see.

When it's a matter of providing, H. Lecter knows where to source, and that's what made his popularity on every darknet of North America! You just provide the specifications, and he will find, hunt and cut, with utmost taste and refinery.

A true one-final-stop-shop.

House of Zlorax

He used to live in space, now he rules on Earth. All hail to Zlorax, the Great Dominator, the murderer of souls, Emperor of Lrofton and Grezoz, Destroyer of the Dark Light, Victor of the battle of Prrrrrf, Ruler of Seven Galaxies, Zlorax the immortal and the potent, feared across his limitless Kingdom of Doom, Zlorax whose hair is always perfect. Blessed are his holly red curls.

He lives around, be sure to pay a visit.

Notes

[1]: of blood